Welcome to my home page. This is a very old picture of me, taken when I was about 4 months old, in August 1995. That's the reason for the ropes, although you could ask my parents if there are any other reasons for them. My dad is Alistair Crooks, and my mum is Mandy Hockley.
This is a picture of me using the telephone, aged about 15 months. I specialise in calling the emergency service of your choice.
These are more embarassing photos of me, aged about 20 months, which were distributed to my parents' ex-friends in December 1996. Sorry, they're not very good quality.
To get onto more interesting matters: to start the revolution early, you can send mail to me. Not a word to the older generation, though.
Mon Feb 17 12:53:14 GMT 1997
by Alistair G. Crooks.
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